What's that Daddy?

While getting ready, Daddy was in his boxer briefs. Olivia walked in and looked at him and said "What's in your pants Daddy?"

"My money"

"Oh"

Several hours later....

"Why was your money in your pants?"

A week later...

"Daddy, what's that in your pants?"

"Olivia, girls and boys are different - I have a boy bottom, you have a girl bottom, like Mommy"

"But I don't have hair"