Veggies

While grocery shopping, Michael says to Olivia "We need to find some more vegetables you will eat."

Olivia replies, " I eat lots of vegetables! Brocolli, asparagus, Leviticus ..."

Family Hug

While reading tonight, the topic of "family hug" came up. Liv said "We used to do family hugs, but now that we have Connor we don't." I reassured her that we still do family hugs, we just have Connor too. She said that Connor was going to take her place. 

"No," I said "you and Connor will be in the middle of a daddy-mommy sandwich. You will be the ham and Connor will be the cheese." 

"What? I'm not the ham! He's the ham! Look at him! He looks like a pork tenderloin!"

What rhymes with dimple?

On most Saturday mornings, we watch the cooking channel. This morning the Pioneer Woman was on. Not my favorite show. The host just smiles so much and says some strange things. I say out loud...

"The Pioneer Woman sort of annoys me."

Olivia says "yeah, she has huge nipples."

I look at her in shock,"what???!"

"She has HUGE NIPPLES!!" Says Livi pointing at her cheeks.

I sigh "oh!!! DIMPLES!"

She smiles and says "dimples"

Poor kid... Since her brother was born, she has seen and heard more about nipples than most kids.